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- SCP-5156 (?)
- SCP-5156 is a hidden doorway in an abandoned house in Stratford-upon-Avon, England, which leads to a contained space measuring 400 cubic meters. This space is filled with exactly 10,000 immortal rhesus macaque monkeys, all sitting at typewriters and randomly striking keys. These typewriters have an endless supply of ink and paper, which disappears shortly after being removed, though occasionally the monkeys type out cohesive words or sentences. The monkeys are generally passive but will attack with deadly force if anyone tries to harm or remove one of them. The site is disguised as a historical building for public viewing, and a letter found in the house suggests William Shakespeare may have discovered and used this anomaly.
- Sex Lives of the Potato Men (?)
- This article describes "Sex Lives of the Potato Men," a 2004 British sex comedy film written and directed by Andy Humphries, starring Johnny Vegas and Mackenzie Crook. The plot follows two potato delivery men in Birmingham, Dave and Ferris, as they attempt to find sexual partners and sell potatoes. The film gained notoriety for being funded by nearly £1 million of public money from the National Lottery via the UK Film Council and is widely considered one of the worst films of all time, holding a 0% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes and receiving overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics.